Homer-isms

I was watching "The Simpsons" last night and started thinking of all the things that Homer says that cracks me up and decided to share them with you. (I know there are several, but I picked 10 of my most favorites!)


1. "No,please don't eat me. I have a wife and kids,eat them."
2. "Press any key to continue, where's the any key?"
3. "Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?"
4. "I hope I didn't brain my damage..."
5. "So a few people won't get a few letters, boo hoo! You know the kind of stuff people write: "Dear somebody you never heard of, how was so and so? Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah, Yours Truly, Some Bozo." Big loss!"
6. "I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff... and I want in."
7. "Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."
8. "Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'"
9. "When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something."
10. "Homer no function beer well without."

Oquirrh Mountain Temple Dedication

This morning I took Grady to the Dedication of the Oquirrh Mountain Temple. He lasted longer than Eran did, but near the end when President Monson was doing the dedication, he had fallen asleep and was snoring. I know he didn't understand much of it, but it'll be a part of him forever.

Fish Lake 2009

Once I was done with finals, we decided to take off and go camping at Fish Lake with my parents. It was a lot of fun and a much needed vacation. We threw rocks in the lake, played in the stream, and even saw some deer that were in the woods behind my parents campground. There was about 7 or 8 deer, most of them being buck and about 2 doe. My dad and I followed them to get some pictures of them. Emma had a blast making ice cream when my dad wasn't using the hand crank.

This is the best picture that I got of the deer. It's only one of the many, but I must say, I did a good job of getting this one.

Payge and Emma throwing rocks in the lake.

We let Eran and Grady roast their own hot dogs.

At the stream

I don't think I've seen a more dirty little girl in my life. This was taken after being at camp for a couple of hours.

Grady's Baptism

On August 8, 2009 my little boy was baptized a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. I am so proud of him and his decision to be baptized and receive the gift of the Holy Ghost. He's growing up so fast! I love you, son!